Saturday 11 June 2011

Thirty-seven

A: Doctor, I think I'm getting bananas. I believe there's always a dragon flying over my head. People say there's nothing like that flying over my head.
B: And they're right.
A: Does it mean I am mad?
B: Not at all. That only means you're an ignorant, because that thing flying over your head is not a dragon, but a gargoyle, sir...

Thursday 2 June 2011

Thirty-six

A: Well, what do you want to become when you grow up, Mike?
B: Myself...