She finally made her mind up: she'd divorce him, the main argument being he was a cannibal.
"How come I am a cannibal", he cried when he learned what his wife had said about him. "I'm a perfect vegan!!
"Exactly", she explained, "a dude who spends his whole life vegetating on a sofa and eats vegetables is a cannibal, isn't he?"
Frantz Ferentz, 2014
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