Many years after Alice's departure from Wonderland, the Queen kept on ordering her soldiers to cut people's heads off whenever she got angry. The soldiers were absolutely afraid of the Queen, so they were capable to decapitate octopuses and mussels if necessary. The problem arose when computers arrived in Wonderland and the Queen got keen on chatting on the computer late at night. Whenever she got angry with an emoticon, she asked her soldiers to chop the emoticons' heads off. However, the Queen's soldiers didn't know how to proceed, because emoticons had just heads. So they decided to add straw bodies to the emoticons to fulfill the Queen's absurd desires and keep their own heads on their shoulders... Fortunately, no emoticons ever suffered any harm, but scarecrows did.
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