Thursday, 31 October 2013

THE GALICIANCOHOLIC

YOU: My name is M., and I speak Galician.

ALL: Welcome, M.

LEADER: Welcome, M., to Anonymous Galiciancoholic-speakers. Here you can say freely you know Galician. Don't feel ashamed.

YOU: Thank you. It's so embarrassing... People look at me whenever I say one or two sentences in Galician. Shall I ever be cured?

LEADER: Actually not, you'll always have a Galician accent, but you can pretend you come from another dimension. Here you will learn how. And remember, Galician is completely banned here; otherwise, if you just yield one single word in Galician, you'll never overcome Galiciancoholism. 



Frantz Ferentz, 2013

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